I REALLY LOVE DAN AND PHIL GAMES BECAUSE YOU FINALLY GET TO SEE THEM WITHOUT A PLAN OR A SCRIPT AND IT’S ALL SO REAL AND ALSO PHIL SWEARING IS SUCH A PLUS
Hi I'm Jessica. I'm 19 and from California. This is where I blog about stuff. My fandoms include DW, Sherlock, TWD/TWDG, Once Upon a Time, Silent Hill and many others. Oh yeah and sometimes I make YouTube videos. Enjoy your stay.
Things I should be proud of: Good health, good relationships, academic progress.
Things I am proud of: My collection of hundreds of precious often flawless gems which I have hurled into a trough in the house in windhelm on Skyrim.
i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo, a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way
How tumblr thinks statistics works.
Is this a dream?
It’s got to be!
*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*
Photo credit: Simon Chandra
FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.
This sounds like what my mother said i did to her
Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg
Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand
Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass
It’s basically illegal not to reblog this.
This is the single best Ask Amy response I’ve ever read
i love it when people who do shit things write in asks to validate their shittiness and it backfires. It feeds me
OK ASK AMY W THE SWIFT #CLAPBACK